Editor for this issue: Anna Belew
Date: 09-Mar-2012 From: LINGUIST List <linguistlinguistlist.org> Subject: The Masses Have Spoken: They Want Our Heroes to be Scared E-mail this message to a friend
Dear LINGUIST List Subscribers,
Last week, we asked you to choose the next adventure to be embarked upon by the heroes of the Illocutionary Force. You voted with your donations, and we must tell you, it was a staggeringly close competition! Just under half of you voted for our adventurers to traverse the Tenuous Career Path, while slightly more than half of you elected to send them to the ghastly Data Graveyard. Accordingly, this week's story will find our heroes face to face with the Data Graveyard and the horrors therein.
To whet your appetites, here's a snippet from this week's chapter of the LINGQUEST Saga:
"Proto Baggins shivered. 'Are you sure we're going the right way, L2? This landscape is awfully grim and foreboding. Not at all what I expected, given our destination."
'I've checked the LL-MAP twice.' Second Lieutenant peered at the mystical scroll, upon which any user could chart and retrieve locations instantaneously. 'This is definitely the route. After we traverse the treacherous Bluffs of Nonstandard Transcription, we should find ourselves very near the Data Graveyard...'"
Read the entirety of Chapter Two (which, we must caution you, is both terrifying and thought-provoking) over at the Saga page:
Happy reading, LINGQUESTers!
Yours, The LINGUIST List Crew
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